So I had this dream last night in which Felix bit me on the hand but not enough to draw blood but enough to put a deep tooth-sized hole in my hand at the base between my right index and middle fingers. You could see into the hole and see the bones of my hand. I spent the rest of the dream trying to get people to look at it and see if I needed stitches.
I learned several things during the course of my dream. First, I have no idea what hand bones should look like since mine looked suspiciously like plastic.
Second, I need better decision making skills as I spent too much time asking others to solve my problem.
Third, and most importantly, all my friends are jerks. So fuck all y’all. Haters.