An ode to Pat: Part 1

I remember yesterday and love at first fight
You, so arrogant and cocky
I hated your stupid face
So much that
If I knew that you were coming
I would take some extra care
Hair and makeup; skirts pulled up just so
All because you aggravated me
Not much has changed
Still, though
Can’t imagine a life you don’t inhabit
Even when you sing falsetto